The things kids say.

I work at a ski resort (which I will leave un-named) where every weekend I work in the kids department teaching skiing.

Currently, I am working a ten day stent over the holiday. Luckily this year I am part-time, so I am not required to work straight through the holiday busy week! (Those were not fun 10 day stents.)

One of the most interesting parts of my job is the clients I interact with.

Typical Client Profile:
Little humans with overactive imaginations; vary from extremely sensitive and shy to overwhelming adult like loud personalities in a little human bodies; Void of possible personal injury due to the sport they are trying to learn. Easily scar-able memories (words and actions); male and females ranging from 2-8 years of age.

A large majority of my day is spent skiing, while the other portion involves interacting/talking to my little human clients. I might be paid to teach and entertain these little humans, but ultimately they end up entertaining me.

Below I have listed a few of the fantastic comments I had the pleasure of witnessing:

- "If I could be one animal, I would be a sea slug."

- "Does this snow suit make me look fat?"

- "Girls can marry girls or boys.... right?"

- "Boys says I like you to other boys. Boys say I love you to girls."

- "Why do you want to kiss him? Do you want to marry him? You kiss people you want to marry."